In quiet moments of reflection, the Capitalist searches his soul, the depths of his true being, for answers to the essential questions of life and meaning...
"There must be some way to restrict access to oxygen so I can commodity it."

Lance Armstrong represents everything that's wrong with society today. He lied his way to the top, he collected hundreds of millions of dollars by cheating, he bullied and threatened anyone who got in his way, and now he stages a public relations "confession" on Oprah that smacks of yet more manipulation of the public eye. It's all so pathetic it makes me want to vomit.

Rest of the article.

This machine kills fascists.

I don't fuck around, but when I do I don't fuck around.

The only drawback of seeing close friends after a huge intermission is being asked about past girlfriends and the scoop of how things went down. Been pretty good about out of sight and out of mind for awhile now, but the recent influx of intermittent conversations with her as the main topic has brought it all back to the forefront. I think it's time to end my off season and start training again.

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"Last night, I entered Central Park at midnight. I chased exhaustion as hard as I could, crested a hill without getting close. Descending fast, no hands, no helmet, a stinging on my face. I wanted July back. I never imagined a month could swell so fat with promise. It was just a spin, I see now, just a fast and furious spin. Someday I will look back with bemusement and calm. I see that, too. But in the park, at midnight, I just wanted to forget, to catch up to numbness. So I pedaled."

Chomsky giving a fantastic impromptu lecture on the history of propaganda: 1920 - Obama/Romney 2012 where he discusses "the dysfunctional election and media systems that contribute to the maintenance of a closed and rigged government advancing the agendas of corporations and the wealthy."

Strive to survive causing the least suffering possible.

Life is like a penis: very simple, relaxed, and just hanging freely. It's women who make it hard...

(they called him a skater fag)

Bill Nye, cool as fuck:

"Look, these people they're fucking retarded. Rape can't cause pregnancy? Breastmilk cures homosexuality? I caused a hurricane by challenging creationism? Who can possibly take these people seriously anymore?"

The slightly uncomfortable anchors then tried to change the subject, but Nye persisted:

"It used to be these Republicans didn't believe in global warming or evolution. That was bad enough. Now they don't even believe in egg + sperm = baby. Where does Todd Akin think babies come from? Does he think there are separate storks for people who were raped and people who weren't? "

"Hey look over there! It's the rape stork. It drops its babies directly at the orphanage."

"He's a fucking idiot. Just a plain fucking idiot. I'm sorry - I don't say that word very often - but it happens to fit in this case. He's just a fucking idiot."

The (500) Days of Summer attitude of “He wants you so bad” seems attractive to some women and men, especially younger ones, but I would encourage anyone who has a crush on my character to watch it again and examine how selfish he is. He develops a mildly delusional obsession over a girl onto whom he projects all these fantasies. He thinks she’ll give his life meaning because he doesn’t care about much else going on in his life. A lot of boys and girls think their lives will have meaning if they find a partner who wants nothing else in life but them. That’s not healthy. That’s falling in love with the idea of a person, not the actual person.

Full interview.

"Can you take time out of your busy schedule of gelling your hair and swimming home to attend?"
"Listen dude, I've got platanos to make and a sister's quinces to attend. I've got big things to do."

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“Dear US Government, I’m from Lebanon, you don’t scare me, you don’t understand. My friends were killed in 2008, my house was bombed and my neighborhood ruined. My father was killed in 2006. You don’t scare me at all. If you want to scare me, send me for torture in Syria. But you can’t anymore, because Syrians are revolting.” Twenty-one year old hacker hacking the planet.

Oh shit, and now he's doing an Ask Me Anything on Reddit.

Watched the new Batman. It entertained enough, but pretty disgusted with how much of a fucking twat Christopher Nolan revealed himself to be.

"The Dark Night Rises is a portrayal of a workers’ revolution from the perspective of the bourgeoisie. It is a profoundly authoritarian movie which includes severe criticisms of revolutionaries, but also liberal democracy, bourgeois charity and the apathetic, ultimately offering a hopeless political vision that only the status quo is tenable and that one should look to ones own personal happiness." Read more.

"He used to just put a wrench, a stick, and a belt on the table and just say choose."
"Well I would have to go with the belt."
"I used to go with the wrench."
"Why the wrench?"
"Because fuck him, that's why."

Our forebears overthrew kings and dictators, but they didn’t abolish the institutions by which kings and dictators ruled: they democratized them. Yet whoever operates these institutions—whether it’s a king, a president, or an electorate—the experience on the receiving end is roughly the same. Laws, bureaucracy, and police came before democracy; they function the same way in a democracy as in a dictatorship.
(Crimethinc recent poster series)

While Voltaire laid on his deathbed a priest asked him to renounce Satan. Voltaire responded, "Now, now, my good man, this is no time to be making enemies."

Played Pathfinder with a group of super geeks last night. Favorite analogy of the night had to have been, "It took fleet beacon long, not quite Mothership long." Let my neck beard thrive.

Hungry Hungry Hippo Games.

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Jesus you crazy.

There are no longer any positive social identities. There are only necromancers that attempt to breathe life into dead ends. Creating positions where there are none.

Not so long ago
in the mysterious land
of Toronto, Canada...